C R A P
F U C K
S H I T
H E L L N O
Y E S
How I emerged from the womb
I think it says something that this got three likes on facebook but over 15,000 notes on tumblr.
holy shit im fucking crying i’m such a christmas weenie
Once Upon A Time
There was a man
A Time Lord
Who stole a box
And ran away amongst the stars
He met many friends along the way
And he lost
He never died just changed his face
He has many names
The Lonely God
The Oncoming Storm
But most of all The Doctor
Because Doctors fix people and thats what he does best
So when you see him grab his hand close your eyes and
omfg my creys are out of ctrl
If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny
Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.
When you absolutely, positively, have to make the worst decisions in the room.
Accept no substitutes.
This sounds like the worst idea but of course I want it I want it I want it.
Okay I am so in to test this X)
sounds exactly like something I would regret drinking.
It’s like Tumblr has no idea how solutions work. If you mix Vodka and Tequila you don’t get TWICE AS MUCH ALCOHOL. Vodka and tequila are both about 40% alcohol by volume…so if you mix them…you get…wait for it…a liquor that is precisely as intoxicating as either solution on its own.
Furthermore, vodka is known for it’s purity. Aside from absolutely minimal trace chemicals, it’s just water and ethanol.
So, now that science is done with this…I have bad news. Vodquila is just tequila with half as much tequila flavor. SOUNDS DEVASTATING!